Not so fascinating facts about Ryan Lazar:

• Born and raised in Greenville, SC.
• Attended Wake Forest University and received a BA in Romance Languages.
• Also attended Furman as a graduate student.
• Is a certified (or is that "certifiable"?) computer geek.

And now for the truly fascinating stuff:

• Once came within one strike of bowling a perfect game.
• Lived in Spain for a year and a half.
• Speaks four languages (including Catalan).
• Owns a vast collection of vintage Star Wars and GI Joe toys from the 60's, 70's, and 80's.

Sorry, everything else is "classified"...